You Might Be a Gunner If….

In case you don’t know what a gunner is, or if you want to figure out if you are one, I’ve developed this quiz to help you.

You Might Be a Gunner If…

You sit in the front row, add 1 point.

You have asked a question in class, add 1 point for each question. (If you can’t remember how many questions you’ve asked, you can just stop now, gunner.)

You have worn your scrubs when not in anatomy lab, add 1 point.

Your professor knows you by name, add 2 points for each professor.

You have aced an exam, add 2 points.

You have bragged about acing an exam, add 5 points.

You didn’t ace an exam, but told everyone that you did, add 100 points.

You are in more than four student organizations, add 1 point for each additional one.

You hold an office in your student organization, add 1 for each office.

You have covered an entire dry erase board with all the steps of the TCA cycle, add 4 points….and please stop doing that.

You have never skipped a lecture, add 1 point.

You have corrected a professor in class, add 1000 points.

You like having lecture quizzes and have signed a petition to keep them from being abolished, add 6 points.

You have referred to yourself as “doctor” on at least one occasion, add 3 points.

You find this quiz offensive and not at all funny, add 1 million points.

This is the funniest thing you’ve read all day, minus 100 points.

If you scored a 10 or above, congratulations!  You are a gunner!  (and you will make a great surgeon someday…)

If you scored between a 5 and a 10, congrats, because you are also a gunner.

If you scored between a 0 and a 5, you might fool some people, but you are probably still a gunner.

If you scored a 0 or below, you are awesome and we should be friends.  Also, you should probably be studying instead of reading this because you may be close to failing out of med school.


About emilyehoward

My name is Emily, and I am a Hospitalist in Nebraska. I live with my husband and three beautiful daughters. I hope you enjoy my blog!
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1 Response to You Might Be a Gunner If….

  1. Karen says:

    You crack me up!

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