Things I’ve Learned This Month
- Don’t ride a motorcycle without a helmet.
- Don’t ride a motorcycle even if you have a helmet.
- Just don’t ride a motorcycle.
- Alcohol and guns don’t mix.
- Russian Roulette is never a good idea.
- Think twice before you tattoo something on your body.
- Even if you’re not an alcoholic, one night of drinking too much could kill you.
- Tell the ones you love how much you love them before it’s too late.
- Make a living will. Save your loved ones the stress of trying to decide what you would’ve wanted when you can’t tell them.
- Tomorrow is guaranteed to no one.